... when a bum gives you a quarter
... when the "service engine soon" light turns on, and you're riding a bike
... when you're 10 seconds from orgasm and you hear footsteps on the stairs
... The doctor leaves the room to call his broker
... you finish stringing your guitar, set it down, and hear a distinctive "twang"
... Your car smells like old spice, and your Boyfriend is allergic to all perfumes
... When reading a cheap Jeff Foxworthy ripoff like this is more entertaining than the porn you normally look at.
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