damnit

I Will probably be on more often in the very near future. My internet access is moving back to NYC for an internship, so I'll have to break down and finally accept the sad state of broadband in this state and get DSl.

I think I was just spoiled back in upstate NY. 50 bucks a month got me more bandwidth than I could possibly use, and out here the same 50 will barely get me 56k.

I Never thought I would say this, but I actually miss being a time warner customer. The cable company out here is so confident in its monopoly in this town that it barely even advertises, much less upgrades its services.

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Since My girlfriend has never had sharp chedder cheese (to her Knowledge) I picked some up while we were at the store the other day... But something was missing.. the crackers my Mom used to buy to go with the cheese. i loved that cheese and the mere thought of that taste once again passing my lips was causing me to salivate in the middle of Sam Waltons legacy. Unfortunately I couldn't find said crackers.
The following echange then took place:

"I can't find them"
"Just pick some, it's a whole Aisle of crackers"
"Babe, this is wal-mart, it's a whole store full of crackers... But I'm looking for ones that taste good."
"aibgigwbrbfh good"

Sorry about that.. Some unmentioned pserson who looks an awfully lot like my girlfriend has sabotaged this posting.

Yeah, I'm a prick

So I'm walking by this flat chested twenty something the other day. She says something rude... What it was was not important. Suffice to say it was rude.
I pulled the bag of crackers I had in my pocket out, opened it, and began to toss then down her low cut shirt.

Once I had her attention and turned to accuse me of the horrible thing I was doing; I merely pointed out that since she was obviously starving the poor things, someone should feed them.

Then I ran... I ran so far away.