dream job

I have decided that I want to be an interior decorator for the blind.
Just because the business card would be fun to hand out.

people....

I went to k-mart to buy razor blades...
this lady in front of me, apparently in an effort to impress the idea of frugality and "Making sure no one is taking advantage of you" spent 5 minutes arguing with the clerk over whether the dress was on sale for 4 or 5 bucks...
originally a $10 dress, one sign said 50%, one sign said 60% off...
keep in mind... that was all she was buying, however she did think ahead and bring three different dresses up with her. Only one of which had the higher discount sticker on it

The clerk at one point held up the two dresses. One in a size 7, one in an 8.. exact same cut, fabric, and pattern... and said "They aren't the same dress".

Because she was holding one of them backwards.

admittedly, if you're shopping in k-mart, you aren't there for the patterns, but the prices.. but damn. I was on the verge of just yelling "I'll give you the dollar if it means I can get out of this line and into the bathroom any quicker"

Because I really had to pee

While in said bathroom I also realized that I am not fully acclimated to urban living. Partially acclimated as it didn't faze me that there was graffiti on the bathroom walls.

But it did bother me that it was misspelled

As a general note to the universe.. "If you can't spell 'blowjob'... don't write on the fucking walls".