Monday, November 20, 2006

Tooth out

I had a tooth removed today, I'ts been bugging me for a while, but without dental benefits I souldn't afford to have the root canal and cap that it needed, and instead waited until I was in agony to have it pulled.

I have discovered two things:

1) I am limited to a diet of cold liquids and ice cream for 24 hours. But no matter what flavor I buy it will taste like blood.

2) Putting that gauze in your mouth to stop the bleeding and encourage healing is the closest a man can ever come to knowing what it's like to use a tampon. Without the handy retrieval string and plastic applicator.

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