Extreme secularism

It's a term I just heard. Fairly obviously it came from a religious conservative, and got me wondering what exactly that meant. Obviously a secular extremist would be the opposite of a religious extremist. I started thinking about what this would mean and came up with the following items:

Religious extremists like to picket outside of concert venues, theaters and funerals. Secular exremists must therefore like to hold the door for you, and pass you a tissue when you get all weepy.

Religious extremists often cite their own religious texts as the answer to any question. Secular extremists would therefore have to quote a secular book. Like Dr. Seuss, or a scientific journal.

Religious extremists use torture to get people to convert to their religious beliefs. Secular extremists would therefore offer you a comforting foot massage and beverage.

Religious extremists use cars and planes to blow things up. Like shopping malls, or skyscrapers. Secular extremists would apparently drive to these same buildings, and just park in the parking lot making sure not to dent the car next to them. Or better yet, walk so that if they get into an accident on the way there, there's less chance of an explosion.

Religious extremists like to wear lots of uncomfortable clothing. Secular extremists seem to favor sweat pants and thongs.

Religious extremists have a long history of sexual inequality and mysogeny. Secular extremists are more likely to try the "reverse cowboy", and have female co-workers.

Religious extremists tend engage in activities that necessitate hiding in caves so the authorities don't know where they are. Those of a secular extremist nature would live with some friends, and throw parties of such magnitude that the authorities in the next county over would know where they lived.

Religious extremists tend to avoid alcohol and other recreational drugs. Secular extremists understand the phrase "puff puff give".

Religious extremists tend to believe very odd things, even when compared to others of a more moderate version of their own faith. It only stands to reason that secular extremists would have to see some proof before they accepted the kool-aid.

Religious extremists have a tendency to seperate people of different genders, even going so far as to shield the groups from each others sights, while villifying homosexuality. Secular extremists wonder if the cutie over there is going to hit on them or their signifigant other, and are equally comfortable with either possibility.

Religious extremists bomb clinics and shoot doctors. Secular extremists pick up doctors from the clinic and buy them an "Irish car bomb" at the bar. (Jameson and Guinness where I'm from. but recipes vary)

Religious extremists will denounce a piece of fiction as being heretical and hold demonstrations before the piece is even open to public view. Secular extremists will buy their date popcorn.

Religious extremists want world piece in the name of their lord and are willing to kill for it. Secular extremists will be happy with a world wide cease fire in the name of well... anybody really. I hear Ari Fleisher is looking for work...

Religious extremists adorn their bodies with cool symbols of their beliefs. Secular extremists adorn their bodies with tatoos in Japanese becasue they believe it looks cool.

Religious extremists give their wealth to organized religious groups. Secular extremists give some change for the guy on the corner who was turned away by a religious charity.

Religious conservatives like to talk about how much they love their deity of choice and should rejoice in it's creation. Secualr extremists are too busy rejoicing to talk about it.

Others?