Time and place for everything.

It has been said "There is never an appropriate time to objecify another human being".

This is bullshit. There are many times when it is perfectly acceptable to objectify someone. Like when your friend hooks you up with one of their "other half"'s friends on a blind date. You get to the restaurant that has been selected for you. They walk in.. POW!! your dream date, killer outfit and accessories that should be doing 5-10 for GBH. You begin to get aroused right then and there... Until they open thier mouths. and your sex organs crumble to dust in fear that you might actualy decide to go home with this boring, rude, husk of flesh lacking any and all social niceties. You go to the club after dinner hoping that you can get away from them and find somebody else. Anybody else. Or at least to have them buy you so many drinks they can never afford to go on another date. (also called taking one for the team)

Then your favorite song comes on. The one you can't help but boogie to. The song that puts pep in your step,a glide in your stride, and a dip in your hip.

There.. right there, that is when it is perfectly acceptable to say "fuck it, you're annoying eye-candy, but let's dance."