I know I have a tendency to discuss things that are bothering me, and spend very little time on the things that actually inspire me to get up in the morning.
Number one is Urination. There is no sensation on the planet as exquisite as pissing. If you don't believe me, don't do it for a day, then you'll understand. It is truly one of the few experiences that is universal to all human beings, although slight differations do exist between the genders. Even though it is so common, it is also a varied experience. One time you might have a quick little squirt, while the next you might be standing (or sitting) there for a good 2-3 minutes.
Number two is video games. I grew up on video games. In part because I was 10 years older than my brothers, my mom was too busy for board games, and my stepfather hasn't played monopoly since mom beet hin in '83. Which meant I had to find games I could play by myself. Add in some asthma and allergies and Double dribble was the best basketball game in town.
Number three is books. I tend to like anything that has a sense of humor to it. even authors I dislike can gain some begrudged accolades if they put in a touch of silliness. Shakespeare would be unreadable if it weren't for the comic interludes.
Number Four Is Typing out lists.
Number Five.. Is alive
Number six is referencing movies I have enjoyed, in part to allow those around me to go "OO, I remember that.. I should watch that again."
Number seven is Finding a new musician or band that completely blows my mind.
Number 8 is the knowledge that in two short years we will have the chance to elect a new president, possibly one with a conscience instead of a balance sheet.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment