For better or whatever

So lately I've been thinking a lot about weddings. the money spent, the gathering of families, the honeymoon, reception, Secular or religious ceremony, Which church, Can I afford a ring? Rice or bird seed? Should we take it out of the bag first? Who pays for the garters? Can we do a weeding without flowers? Is there a way I can trick her into buying the ring instead? What would Jesus do?

That was the one that got me. What would Jesus do?

Stay a bachelor and tramp around with his 12 friends and a whore. That's what Jesus would do.