what the hell?

VH1 is doing a "metal month" which initially had me very excited. Unfortunately the month of program appears to be two countdowns, a couple movies, and playing the same Shakira video over and over. Her hips may not lie, but the ONLY way they are metal is if the legs attached to them are wrapped around Jonathan Davis. I don't say this to be mysogynistic, but if they were blasting George Michael instead... The punchline would have included Rob Halford.