Missing part.

I believe I am missing a small little piece of my brain. The part that lets you know when you have run off course into the tradewinds off the cost of Tangent. Which is of course, not to be confused with Tangiers. The main difference being you can get a much better martini in Tangiers. Although my favorite bartender at Random serves a wonderful Slow Double entendre against the wall with just a twist of lemon. Random is the "it" bar in Tangent, Black wallpaper painted black with enough smoke machines and lasers to bankrupt Gene Simmons. Seriously, the clientele there is not what you would expect. You get everybody from the Mailman to A-list Celebs there. If you can dance, you can get in. Which is why the first night i went there I had to sneak around back, break into this cute little diner in the middle of the night. Move the deep fat fryer away from the wall and cut through it with a sawzall I bought on e-bay for 50 bucks. So of course when I went through the hole I was all covered in sawdust and wallboard dust, but with the blacklights it just looked like dandruff so I put on an embarrasssed smile and incorporated "head and Shoulders" into my pickup lines that evening. To cut down on the amount of work the bouncers actually do you get this cute little "Acceptable" card if you make it all the way to closing time without being forcebaly ejected. After that you don't have to wait in the normal line, you just buzz up to the front,flash the card at the bouncer, take a moment to appreciate the chick flashing the bouncer for admission.. and you're in. Problem solved.. except in my drunken haze I forgot to move the deep fryer back and the entire building was closed while the health department looked into the giant rats in the area.

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