A news Story we didn't see.

At the Hip hop Honors show last night a stunned Mike "check" Myers looked on in stunned silence as aconfusd Mr. West said "Notorious B.I.G. doesn't care about Black people."

You know, that would have been funny as hell... right up until Mr. Combs came up shooting while screaming "How dare you insult my meal ticke.. er... my friends legacy like that!!!!"

Overheard at Wal-mart circa 1 am

"Daredevil?"

"Yeah, it's really good."

"(Sound of me tripping over my own jaw and landing in the DVD's"

TO those playing the blame game

The levels of responsibility for the pure level of inhumanity in N.O. are astounding. But nobody seems willing to accept any. Well, like a package you never signed for, or a sweater from Aunt Martha, you get it anyway.

GW- huh, maybe god doesn't support you, or perhaps you shouldn't have diverted funding so you could play in the sand. One of the two.

FEMA- Well, if you plan ahead there's no emergency to manage.

State and local gov't. When you tell people they have to leave.. help them do it.

Individuals who chose to stay- When god says git, git!

There, it's been said and we can get back to the important news... who is Brad banging this week?

Brief note to the Liberal Parties

The next time you're looking for a bright articulate black guy to be a keynote speaker at a fund raiser. Don't hire Konye West.

Some food for thought

Many people over the years have sought to use racial slurs in a positive way, thus removing their power from them. Instead it seems to reinforce the seperation between races. However I do not believe that the idea is totally without merit, however the offending word just has to become a synonym for something completely unrelated to race. One of the easiest ways to do this would be to replace chlothing language with offensive language. So instead of your new T, you toss on a new mick. Other examples:

"Spic" would most likely work as a synonym for shoe, same first letter, same number of letters syllables etc. This way you would have your work spics, casual spics, running spics and cross training spics.

"Honkey" Change one letter from hanky and you're already there.. "You realize I'm going to blow my nose on this honkey, you sure you want it back?"

"Guinea" Now describes hair gel. "Man I got so many Guineas in my har it's standing on end.

"Chink" Those little mesh shirts that look like nylon chain mail.

"Nickers" could easily become niggers.. and finally Republicans everywhere would be able to tell the world how many niggers are hung in their closets." (And yes, I am just picking on the republicans because I can.)

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