So as an experimental test of my willpower (which I do occassionally) I occassionally give up one of my vices. sometimes for good, sometimes just to see how long my willpower holds out. Here are some of the results:
Because of Seinfeld I had to try their most famous one.. 3 days..
Drinking... 3 months just because I didn't have anybody to go out with and didn't wanna drink alone.
posting on my blog... a month I think.. check and see
Video games.. 3 days
Smoking 5 days so far...
Buying CD's.. 2 weeks when I'm working 2 months when I'm not and I have friends kind enough to send me music.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Friday, August 26, 2005
Some Advise for IL.
First I want to say that I am turning on the word verification option due to spam... deal.
Now, on to the blog.
I am currently living in IL, as you may have noticed from my nifty little description. apparantly the people in the midwest are taking the anti-terrorism warnings a little too seriously. Some of my favorite examples.
Many houses still don't have house numbers for 911 vehicles etc. Apparently if the terrorists can't find you they can't kill you.
Either turn signals haven't caught on or people believe that if the terrorists know where you're going... they will win.
Duct tape is damn expensive.
Because so many terrorist organizations are using Crystal meth to fund their efforts, I can't buy enough claritin to keep my allergies in check for a week. Given the choice between being unable to breathe and a slightly increased chance that I might be killed by a random terrorist assassination attempt because I have a house number and use my turn signal.. I know I'll be able to fight back better with a lung full of air and a nose empty of snot.
Now, on to the blog.
I am currently living in IL, as you may have noticed from my nifty little description. apparantly the people in the midwest are taking the anti-terrorism warnings a little too seriously. Some of my favorite examples.
Many houses still don't have house numbers for 911 vehicles etc. Apparently if the terrorists can't find you they can't kill you.
Either turn signals haven't caught on or people believe that if the terrorists know where you're going... they will win.
Duct tape is damn expensive.
Because so many terrorist organizations are using Crystal meth to fund their efforts, I can't buy enough claritin to keep my allergies in check for a week. Given the choice between being unable to breathe and a slightly increased chance that I might be killed by a random terrorist assassination attempt because I have a house number and use my turn signal.. I know I'll be able to fight back better with a lung full of air and a nose empty of snot.
Monday, August 15, 2005
POW Blog
Well, that might be overstating a bit, but gone, but not forgotten is basically how I'vce been typing this thing lately.
For the last couple weeks my life has been: "wake up, work, get offended by some rascist remark a customer made, come home, sleep."
Oh, and buying comic books... my geek cred was seriously suffering so I'm taking the route of the nostolgic geek and buying the book versions of some of my favorite comics from when I was a kid... GI Joe seemed a lot better written then. Oh well, it's still cheaper than crystal meth.
For the last couple weeks my life has been: "wake up, work, get offended by some rascist remark a customer made, come home, sleep."
Oh, and buying comic books... my geek cred was seriously suffering so I'm taking the route of the nostolgic geek and buying the book versions of some of my favorite comics from when I was a kid... GI Joe seemed a lot better written then. Oh well, it's still cheaper than crystal meth.
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