Friday, September 09, 2005

Some food for thought

Many people over the years have sought to use racial slurs in a positive way, thus removing their power from them. Instead it seems to reinforce the seperation between races. However I do not believe that the idea is totally without merit, however the offending word just has to become a synonym for something completely unrelated to race. One of the easiest ways to do this would be to replace chlothing language with offensive language. So instead of your new T, you toss on a new mick. Other examples:

"Spic" would most likely work as a synonym for shoe, same first letter, same number of letters syllables etc. This way you would have your work spics, casual spics, running spics and cross training spics.

"Honkey" Change one letter from hanky and you're already there.. "You realize I'm going to blow my nose on this honkey, you sure you want it back?"

"Guinea" Now describes hair gel. "Man I got so many Guineas in my har it's standing on end.

"Chink" Those little mesh shirts that look like nylon chain mail.

"Nickers" could easily become niggers.. and finally Republicans everywhere would be able to tell the world how many niggers are hung in their closets." (And yes, I am just picking on the republicans because I can.)

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