Some Advise for IL.

First I want to say that I am turning on the word verification option due to spam... deal.

Now, on to the blog.

I am currently living in IL, as you may have noticed from my nifty little description. apparantly the people in the midwest are taking the anti-terrorism warnings a little too seriously. Some of my favorite examples.

Many houses still don't have house numbers for 911 vehicles etc. Apparently if the terrorists can't find you they can't kill you.

Either turn signals haven't caught on or people believe that if the terrorists know where you're going... they will win.

Duct tape is damn expensive.

Because so many terrorist organizations are using Crystal meth to fund their efforts, I can't buy enough claritin to keep my allergies in check for a week. Given the choice between being unable to breathe and a slightly increased chance that I might be killed by a random terrorist assassination attempt because I have a house number and use my turn signal.. I know I'll be able to fight back better with a lung full of air and a nose empty of snot.