Kerry Conceeded, Schmuck. But I knew this was going to happen. Somewhere in the back of my mind was this nigling suspicion.. wait, is nigling actually a word? Ah well, The point is I knew this would happen. Why? Because W was elected in a year that ended with 0. Lincoln, Kennedy, Reagan etc. all died in office. (Ok, Reagan didn't die, but he forgot to tell us he had Alzheimers until the mid 90's.. I think dying just slipped his mind.) AS the election greew closer and he had still not gotten a really bad flu, a grazing bullet wound, or even a stubbed toe. I began to get worried.
I'm not sure how I want to see him go however.
You know he's not going to get shot in a theater: "Weeel, Gawlee Laura I do believe that thur is the biggest durn tv I ever seen. Where's the remote? Footbawl is on!!"
Motorcade, Highly unlikely, I think the guy drives a double bulletproofed fire resistant, all wheel drive dual airbag SUV made out of black boxes from airplanes.
Shot on a street corner? No, that would have been Bill Clinton. Picking up an evenings entertainment.
Pneumonia? We can only hope.
Now, this is not to say that I want Cheney in office. I think a nice double dose of Pneumonia/ heart attack would help this country to no end.
So all you snipers out there remember.. we're just a reload away from our first black president.
(Yeah, this entry will probably get me flagged by the CIA. Fuck 'em.)
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