Something I wrote a while ago.

Scenes from the “House of Wrong… Grapes of Afganistan
Scene opens with Muley, Osama bin Laden and one of his assistants looking at wreckage.
Muley: Osama?
OBL: Muley?
Muley: When’d you get out Osama.
OBL: Couple days ago, took me a couple a days to lose the marines. Where’re my Terrorists Muley?
Muley: Over at the Taliban, roundin up towel heads so’s they can kill the West. Whole broods there.
OBL: What happened here?
Muley: Well, they was gonna stick it out when the US came to bombin’ the place, blasted the hell out of the ground, Like a fat guy in a kiddie pool.
Assisstant: Why they blowin up the land?
Muley: US can’t find ‘sama, the sonsabitches, them dirty sons a bitches
OBL: They ain’t getting rid o me. I wonder Palistine went so easy.. I wonder Arafat didn’t put up a fight.
Muley: T’weren’t easy Osama…. Took something out of ‘em. Kinda got to ‘em.
Assistant: Fella gets used to a place it’s hard to go.
Muley: I’ll tel ya men, something went and happened to me when they told me I was getting bombed.. First, I was gonna go kill me a whole flock o’ people… But ‘sama beat me to it, took out the whole Shawnee land and cattle company. ‘Taint nobody left in that company. Then all my folks got killed by the west, so I’m left wandering around like an old graveyard ghost. So I keep going around to the old places where stuff happened, like our old training camp… Where my pa got run over by a Russian tank. His blood and the tanks oil are in that ground right now. Mus’t be nobody never washed it out. I put my hand on the oil spot that used to be my pa. …. You Fellas think I’m nuts?
Assisstant: No, you’re fanatical, but you ain’t nuts.
OBL: If your folks killed the west you should’ve gone too, killed a nice innocent family.
Muley: I couldn’t.. Something jes wouldn’t let me.
Assisstant: You should kill some people… Sometimes an angry man can just kill the anger out of him.
(noise)
OBL What the…
Muley: It’s prob’ly the marines.. Somebody maybe seen our fire.
Assisstant: get down
OBL We ain’t done no harm.
( all three roll around on the ground lughing like jackals until a gunshot is heard)
Muley: They’re trying to kill us.. Get down.
OBL They been trying to catch me for two months.
Marine: Osama osama (looking right at him) Ain’t here, lets go.
OBL: Never thought I’d be hidin out again so soon. (Lights)