So I've been watching the debate.. well listening to the debates as I played video games. Anyways, my point is this. I know it's too late for this year, but next election watch the debates with some friends. Have plenty of alcohol on hand. the following events warrant a drink.
Total avoidance of question- one drink. (Ex. What color is the sky? My opponant would have you believe the color of the sky is the fault of a liberal/conservative conspiracy centered around the magnanamous... )
Use of campaign catch phrase- One drink. (Ex. Flip flop, It's the economy Stupid, Hope is on the way.)
misquoting of the opponant.One drink.
Using liberal or conservative as an explitive. One drink
Mention of current big issue out of context. 2 drinks (Ex. "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Since 911 I have been considering the effects of breakfast on the health of the nations economy...")
Enjoy.
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